“Before and after I got my wisdom teeth removed”

“AirPods went missing...turns out my kid buried them in the backyard.”

“’Children’s horseplay’ — found that at my grocery store.”

“Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice.”

“Help! My kid destroyed my monstera and ripped all of the leaves off.”

“I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full body banana suit.”

“My children are animals.”

“My brother ripped off the handle by accident. This should be fun.”

“My daughter drew me a picture. Yes, that is a house fire. And yes, those are human souls floating above.”

“Apparently this is how a 5-year-old opens a new loaf of bread.”

“I was starting a fire and heard my youngest saying he was stuck. This is how I found him.”

“I had to take a shirt to my son’s (kindergarten) school.”

“Fingertips were stomped on by a 3-year-old.”

“A letter I apparently wrote to my mother in kindergarten: ’IT IS NOT PEE.’”

“Yesterday we couldn’t find my brother’s phone, and today we found it.”

“We cleaned out our daughter’s room today and found a tin full of dice.”

“Found this in the game room, compliments of my 5-year-old.”

"Drunk driver went off the road, hit my car, drove through my shed, and killed my lawn mower. Than ran away."

"Package with my $200 headphones arrived ripped open and empty"

"Uber eats delivery guy literally pulled my pizza out of his backpack."

"Someone unwrapped my Christmas Present :("

"Our plane's windshield decided to call it quits at 30,000ft and had to make an emergency landing"

"My heater stopped working when it was -40 degrees in the night."